Why will Samuel (joe the pretend plumber) go to the WhiteHouse if McCain wins ?

Is it (a) to clean up the crap Palin talks, to throw away McCains 'depends', and to put in a new coke-friendly vanity unit for Cindy (b) to get a pardon for his unpaid child support (c) to help with the launch of his record and book deal ? (d) all of the above ?